Canada facts friday
Hey guys did you know that Canada sucks and is terrible and I hate you Canada
Ice hockey, aka “hockey”, is very important to Finns because it is the one thing where we can be seriously compared to real countries, like Canada.
Now shut the fuck up, there’s hockey going on.
Finns make the best metal.
In Finland snus, the black chewing tobacco that villains in old Disney cartoons used, is alarmingly popular is a genuine societal issue.
Finland technically allied with Hitler during the Second World War.
Thankfully nobody gives a damn about Finnish history, so nobody knows about this shameful fact.
…oh wait shit.
From a Finnish TV-series.
This is a Finnish military recruitment video.
It’s a 24 spoof.
The Finland Fact here, by the way, is that Finland is freaking awesome.
Finns invented mobile phones. We also own Nokia.
This is just about the greatest source of pride for Finland and is a soft spot for most Finns.
Do not call Nokia Japanese. You will be murdered.
Look closely in just about any elevator and you’ll find this logo somewhere.
That logo’s Finnish.
Yup, Finland makes all the elevators.
